er Half Wit?
You say you like to joke* Begins to smell like certain death for superficiality is a trillion (yes I said trill) times worse off than pretentiousness!
Pretentiousness however is only slightly worse than presumptuousness. #TakeNotes
Life is h-e double hockey sticks if thou doth knowest any shortcuts. Annie are you OK? to quip MJ. Always be like Mike whether Iron Tyson, Jordan, Irvin, Myers (disambiguation), or Kors! Witticisms bound [never abound without your colon as a jet pack] and subdued by deflectors. Minus the ampersand!
*Snitches get stitches*
Meaning ellipses Cannot be broke as a joke when Infinite Jest is our Infinite Guest!
We got the feels for forward momentum. Four cheesy. No Game of Thrones.