Side-Winders Unite

My gen is downright being held accountable but not responsible for the hyper-sexualization of serotonin against the deferment of psychology. What has become known [today] as smelling reality. This, in turn, plummets melatonin levels. So now restless legs – eyes peeled – all due to elongated facial features drawing the accompaniment of ire “Why the long face”?

Upon attending the Center of Broadcasting & rubbing shoulders of anybody who’s ever been someone. Rendezvous (or network) with every side-winding, swindling swashbuckler. Every lasting affiliate quote on quote showing their business in this oh so crooked medium. Not like a crooked tooth / teeth. Crooked like cracked glass. Or, better yet, as crooked as the crease in pleated pants.

Not just locally. Not just globally. Not just universally. The kids of your grandchildren – not even born yet – have already definitively fallen victim to the trap of mendacity set by these shnooks. Schmohawks beaming us as we pitch: “Wulp.. you do not cater to our audience.” Why doth thou pigeonhole?

Sidewinders. Our net worth is our price to attain enlightenment. Ya heard?

Otherworldly intoxicants. Otherwordly. At the heart of the root of the fruit of retardation. Turnt up by a Barenaked Lady tune. Tuned up!

The road to ruination is paved with perdition. The fear of all sums sums us up.

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  1. Big Tick 07/27/2018
  2. Brian T Shirley 07/27/2018
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